That is required spell-reading in Hillary-camp.  We can't cash our $10,000 checks without being able to spell Diebold forwards and backwards, as if all else fails, good ol' Diebold is always there for the bailout.

 Rumor has it that Hillary Clinton and about 1,000 of her 4,000 blogging sockpuppets blanketed the most crucial New Hampshire polling places, sprung for hot soup and biscuits for all the low-paid volunteers present, then, when nobody was looking, they replaced the memory chips in the Diebolds with pro-Hillary data chips.   Of course, the manufacture of those chips was sanctioned by no other than Mr. Diebold himself, who is said to be in line for a surprise VP candidacy announcement.   Remember those chips as the real queen-maker (which are environmentally friendly, as they are reusable, btw.) when you see results trickle in from Nevada, South Carolina, Florida, etc.